I like napping
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I ride my gravel bike anywhere from 5 to 25 miles before work, depending on how early I get out the door and whether or not my bike is broken. 1. I get around by bike, so the 5 is the bare minimum and 25 is for when I get out the door with two hours to spare and can really get down and dirty with some dirt, and 2. I literally broke my crankset on Thursday while trail riding before work.
Weirdly, off the bike, the latte describes me the best, right down to the unexpected tattoo, but I actually drink water most frequently.
Living the dream, man. Unfortunately, my commute to work is 20 miles on a highway with 70mi/hr speed limit where everyone drives 85. If I leave at the wrong time, then parts of my commute probably average 10mi/hrs :(
I drink Irish Breakfast in the mornings. Coffee gives me jitters, but tea does not.
It could be better. I’m in the Bay Area, which has some areas that are cool and some areas that are not so cool. And my workplace is in one of the areas that is not cool, by which I mean rich, heavily suburbanized, relatively conservative, and like six miles from the nearest Bart station. And in order to make biking there remotely feasible, I have to live over the hill from Oakland, where nothing cool happens. If I had had the good sense to apply to one of my employer’s locations in a place that wasn’t a massive fucking pain in the ass to get to, I’d be having a much better time right now.
I guess I’m the butter coffee one cuz i use butter to make doublecream for my joe and am anxious
Death before decaf sounds about right for me.
Caf before decaf. More coffee for me.
Yeh I’d never give up caffeine by doing something silly like dying.
What is PSL
Pumpkin spice latte
💀💀💀
Pumpkin spice lasagna
I prefer this reply.
Where’s coffee with sugar and milk? I feel invisible 🥺
If it’s a Double Double, then:
- Canadian
- blue collar
- commutes to work
How about Yerba Maté?
Hell yeah! Straight outta that gourd all night long because TANGO DANCIN’ DOES NOT STOP
No thanks, mate.
Only ever met one person who had YM as part of their morning routine. Recovering alcoholic pilot, doing his best to adjust to a slower life. He wanted nothing more than to go on a weeks-long solo hikes up a mountain. And gardened.
And so that’s what I always picture for Yerba Mate drinkers.
This is the only caffeinated drink I still regularly drink, I’m pretty sure. One before my martial arts class is just enough of a perk to help me remember what I learn.
GIVE ME CAFFEINE OR GIVE ME DEATH!
I’m a Black Coffee girlie IRL, but in this the PSL definitely describes me better.
I can fix Astarion. I swear it!
What is PSL? Sounds like magic mushroom coffee
Tea people are definitely more cat people than dog people, but otherwise pretty accurate
Lipton english breakfast = dog person
Single estate darjeeling = cat person
Jasmine tea = fire nation spy
Me sipping my 3rd Green Tea?
I’m surprised green tea isn’t more popular, especially as a morning drink considering it doesn’t cause bad breath or rot your teeth with acids and sugar.
First one, Blörö fan.
Death before decaf was a cold brew coffee distributed in the northern new England area like 7 years ago lol. Great name.
How can you put five different kinds of coffee on here and not put milk.
addicts man
Okay but where is the unexpected tattoo?
looks down on myself
WTF, that was unexpected.
Black Coffee - I like a good morning poop and I’m calorie conscious.
Also black coffee - I like having an excuse for being mean and diabetus rings in the family.
