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@[email protected] to Terrible Estate Agent [email protected] • 2 years ago

Doesn't hurt to pick up a little for the listing picture.

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Doesn't hurt to pick up a little for the listing picture.

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@[email protected] to Terrible Estate Agent [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    40•2 years ago

    maybe they did

    • RBG
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      7•2 years ago

      Stop, he is already dead!

  • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)
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    7•2 years ago

    Aw, come on! It’s not even reaching the ceiling!

  • @[email protected]
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    54•2 years ago

    Suggests to me they are not choosing to leave

  • @[email protected]
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    14•2 years ago

    What’s with the wires on the wall tracing to that poster? Looks like a tv might have been mounted there

    • @[email protected]
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      10•2 years ago

      There is absolutely a hole in that wall under the picture taped to the wall

    • @[email protected]
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      15•2 years ago

      I’m not certain, but is it an LED strip maybe?

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        That was my thought. Looks like a teenage boy’s room from the crap on the floor. A kid would totally mount LED strips like that

  • @[email protected]
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    2•2 years ago

    Honestly, it’s messy… but not that bad. Just lots of laundry and stuff on the ground, but not like rotting food or disgusting trash or piss bottles. I’ve seen much worse posted online before.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•2 years ago

    “just set it on fire”

  • EROLoLICON
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    6•2 years ago

    I don’t cigarettes butts or oily bedsheets. It’s not that bad.

  • AlteredStateBlob
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    40•2 years ago

    Depression is a bitch.

    • PlasmaDistortion
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      3•2 years ago

      This just looks like laziness.

      • @[email protected]
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        Laziness is a bitch

        • @[email protected]
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          9•2 years ago

          This just looks like depression.

      • @[email protected]
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        18•2 years ago

        That’s exactly what mental health problems look like….

  • @[email protected]
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    45•2 years ago

    Maybe their landlord is selling the house?

  • @[email protected]
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    12•2 years ago

    Surprised there’s no litter box.

    • EROLoLICON
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      5•2 years ago

      I think it’s down there, under the pile of clothes.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    11•2 years ago

    But this gives me a more accurate representation of what it would look like if I was living there.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•2 years ago

    Most of the place isn’t that bad, as if they dumped in one room the junk from all the others.

    https://www.compass.com/listing/6073-southwest-valley-avenue-beaverton-or-97008/1397214105243498569/

    • @[email protected]
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      3•2 years ago

      Sure, that’s possible. But why would you include a picture of that room in that condition? Get ten boxes and shove them into the garage, or just leave that room out of it and get it cleaned before people start coming by. It’s a weird choice for a house listed for $1.25M.

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