Rare for me. As rare as possible before I’m risking food poisoning.
“Blue” goes between Rare and Epic. It’s basically the legal minimum you can cook a steak in a restaurant.
Elongating this meme with a “Red” on the other side with a burning hot coal ember haha…
That would fit well between “Astounding” and “Congratulations”
Well done
Thanks
I like my steak like I like my solar systems: predictable, stable, evenly distributed
As your steak, your table and you slowly drift towards my table where I ordered mine ‘Extra Divine’
All with an excellent view, because we’re seated at a window in The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe™️
Divine. You feel like you become the steak.
Are the first three a terraria reference?
I didn’t get the first two pictures so yeah I would be interested to know
The pictures definitely aren’t from Terraria, but the text matches some of the weapon prefixes.
Don’t know about terraria specifically, but it’s a sliding scale of how you like beef cooked right?
The mid section is the usual meat doneness from Well done to Rare
Going up it parodies loot rarity types from Rare to Mythic (maybe Unreal is one too?). The idea is that, going “more rare” than rare beef is
- Rare - Rare beef
- Epic - raw beef
- Legendary - Live cow
- Mythic - All the ancestral cow-like creatures that evolved into cow
- Unreal - The primordial ancestor of all life on land
No I get that, I just mean specifically did they get the idea for the exact text to use from terraria. Those are prefixes you can get on weapons, and I think they are in order of how good they are as well.
Good lord, “Congratulations”!?!?
Congratulations on ruining that poor steak. Apologize to that cow for giving its life in vain!
Medium rare for me.
Baked ribeye = awesome.
If “well done” is overcooking thoroughly it makes sense that charring to an inedible mess is a stronger form of praise.
Its a meme bruv, obviously no one eats meat like that
You haven’t met my sister!
To shreds, you say?
I like mine so rare that a good vet could bring it back to life.
ah, yes my ex wife proffered hers like a quasar too, with keychup
rare/medium rare, i’m not fancy, i just want lightly irony salty meat with some scortch fat marks, as god intended. you can keep your kobe/waygu fat crap to yourselves.
Seriously though, what would I expect if I ordered a medium well or medium done steak?
To be asked politely, but firmly, to leave.
I prefer my steak oiled, seasoned, and then seared in the heart of a supernova
De-horn it and slap it with a hot frying pan.
This guy steaks.
Show the cow a fire and bring it to the table.
Congratulations
Give me unreal or give me death!
