Varchen.
Archvegan
About your Crossfit addiction. The trifecta.
I’m a keto vegan CrossFit guy who uses arch. You wouldn’t get it
Keto vegan?
Apparently it’s actually a thing. God knows how but they do exist
For a short while.
They live mostly on gels and polymers I think.
Do you drive a jeep?
An electric Jeep
Powered by a solar panel
I forsee the creation of another arch based distro that is specifically designed for vegans that will solve this problem
Call it “starch”. The cruelty-free Linux distro.
I dunno. Is it gluten-free?
Not if you’re using LactOS.
EDIT meant to reply to the dairy guy’s comment doh
This absolutely chaps my ass! I said I don’t want dairy! I love gluten goddammit! Why am I being lumped in with celiacs??
Gluten kicks ass. It’s easily the best fake meat base. I remember in college cooking a meal for my roommates and them saying afterwards “wait, aren’t you vegetarian? did you cook this just for us and not eat any?” and having to explain that no, that wasn’t beef, it was wheat gluten and mushrooms and miso. They were dubious, saying, “well, to me this is just really tender beef.”
So yeah. I’m also disappointed that gluten has gotten such a bad rap. I’m waiting for this knowledge to trickle back into the convenience foods sector so I can buy this stuff and not have to make it by hand every time, and it seems like I’ll be waiting a long time.
Fewer SKUs to worry about, cheaper to just lump all the dietary restrictions together.
“I use argan. It allows me to user arch in a non-violent way to adhere to my vegan lifestyle” probably
Arch always can never not include violence.
¿Por qué no los dos?
Behold: I’m the archvegan!
So Arch first?
Got it!vegan archbishop also sounds pretty cool but then people are gonna assume you’re catholic
That raises a question, does an Archbishop use Arch or TempleOS?
Different God
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Veganism, is in fact, Arch/Vegan, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Arch plus Veganism.
And so is my wife!
I want that on a t-shirt! And I’m definitely going to steal it for my slack tagline.
Easy: I’m Vegan, and by the way I use Arch.
But which comes first, vegan or arch?
I guess the meme is “by the way, I use arch.”
So because of that I’d say it should be second.
that depends on whether you’re a vegan arch user or an arch vegan user
I’m a user arch vegetarian (just kidding, I use Mint)
Clearly vegan, in this case.
Nothing, someone will make this joke before they ever get a chance.
Their pronouns. Vegan/Arch
Vegan/Arch/Atheist/Crossfit
I approve.
That I use Sync for Lemmy of course.
Let me tell you about Homestuck …
One must understand that the operating system that you use does NOT come up in normal everyday conversation. Nobody cares. If you mention this you’re going to be looked at as the biggest dweeb in a 100 mile radius. Every pussy will dry up in the immediate vicinity. You will be forever shunned in social circles, and will likely never live it down.
So of course you mention Arch first!
Every pussy will dry up in the immediate vicinity.
Does that include my own pussy too? That would be tragic 😔
Nah I’m pretty sure your body develops antibodies to it via the tremendous dweebiness exposure you give yourself by being an arch user.
Would also like to know. I use Arch everyday and have never noticed any dryness 🤷🏻♀️ I talk to my spouse about Arch (he also uses Arch BTW) and can’t say as I have experienced any changes at all. Almost as though my pussy has no fucks to give about what distro I use.
lol, hope you weren’t actually mad over that part of the joke. It was just playing on the trope that it’s mostly men who are into this kind of thing :)
I replied to Snek with a woman’s-version of events (parent comment).
No, for women, every man in the immediate radius will start sending you unsolicited dick pics. So I’m not sure if anything will actually change there…
for women, every man in the immediate radius will start sending you unsolicited limp dick pics
Being sent unsolicited limp dick pics sounds fun for the first handful of them. Not that I get sent any, nor do I want to.
Except when you mention you use NixOS to your crush who uses gentoo (true story)
You know, I’ve always wanted to go through the Linux-From-Scratch tutorial…
I would have thought so. But you’d be surprised how often it can crop up. Somebody wears an old hat or shirt with a logo, or someone complains about a change at work or whatever.
It won’t be often, but I’ve run into OS discussions maybe three times this year, and I’m fairly antisocial.
9/10 it’s going to be someone bitching about win 11, and someone else saying “hey, south uses Linux something-or-other, go ask him.” And then the conversation happens.
That other one time is usually tangential, where I’m talking about writing and the conversation moves to the programs used, which leads to questions about why I use libreoffice, and the fact that I use it on mint as part of explaining my setup.
Now, I don’t use arch, nor do I usually bring it up outside of a few friends that have abandoned windows. But I have run into a few arch users here and there.
What’s that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of my wife’s pussy drying up and she was just sitting next to me while I read that!
This is why you only marry arch users ;)
Most people i talk to are also tech savvy but i haven’t convinced them of linux yet so it comes up often
It was just a joke :)
i don’t even have to mention it. I bought the pullover “i use [arch logo] btw” so people come up to me and insult me
“BTW, I’m Archie.”
thats probably one one of the oldest arch meme.
