What do you call a cow when it’s masturbating?
Beef strokin’ off.
She beefing on my stroga until i noff
Beefjob tutorial please
I need real-time updates on my beef stroganoff
Ah, so this is where the memes come from. I was wondering why there were so many in my morning feed XD
Something big happened
Scientists invent Double Beef Stroganoff. More on this story at 11.
Apparently Brazilians make a variation of beef stroganoff that uses ketchup. If I had been signed up for these alerts I could have done something to stop that.
I don’t really like ketchup, but as a Brazilian I’m happy you did nothing to stop us. Our Stroganoff is amazing
Beef Stroganoff has invaded Poland.
Beef Stroganoff has won the FIFA World Cup
Sir, a second beef stronagov has hit the world trade center.
This was the one I was looking for
“'cause baby I’m stroganoff to live with out you, stroganoff…”
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Beef Stroganoff wins the 2023 Ballon d’Or, mystifying football fans and chefs alike
More like GOAT stroganoff amirite
It’s always fun getting paid by Google for not being a parent to a child in my household.
Is funny how often they ask.
They seem to check if I’m still married each month as well. Easy money.
I’d be a little worried about what my spouse was googling if Google kept wondering if I’d been divorced yet.
Google: Hey, how’s it going with Samantha, you guys good?
Me: Great, why do you ask?
Google, nervously: Ah, no reason bro. Just checking. You guys are so great for each other btw.
How much do you earn from this stuff?
About $0.10 - $0.15 each time they ask.
I’ve already sold my soul to them - might as well get paid for it
Keep in mind that if they can afford to give you that much, it must be worth more than that to whoever they are selling it to
The people they are selling it to buy in bulk. I would not be able to sell my own information. So if a company offers a way to make money off of my information THAT THEY ALREADY HAVE, bet. Imma take it. Never leave money on the table.
Yeah i’m aware of that :3
Spoken like someone from the era where every human aspect of existence is commodified whether or not it is lawful or ethical.
Im aware of the ethics of it but what do you propose I do? I do everything I can within reason to avoid it
Check out Reklaim. I get to see what data gets sold to whom and a nice 20 dollar amazon giftcard about every 6 months.
I usually earn 40 cents. For the simple ones. 0.80-1.20 for the ones with more information.
she strogan me off til I beef
As an adult, god damn stroganoff is fucking goog
Creamy, beefy, mushroomy. What more could you want?
Jan Misali’s 2022 Toki Pona language cover of the Symphogear “Beef Stroganoff” song is nearing its 40,000th view on YouTube. Whether this entertaining deconstruction of a beef Stroganoff recipe will reach this milestone of popularity this year or next remains to be seen. “Moku Sutolokanopu” is the most popular song about beef Stroganoff of the 2020s thus far, and the most popular song about beef Stroganoff in the Toki Pona language of all time.
That concludes this year’s big Stroganews. Thank you for your attention.
Here’s Burn My Shadow by UNKLE. A related song (apparently).
The hero we need.
