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If you must know, I prefer boxer briefs.
You slut!
How would you even store that much potassium ?
What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?
No that would require too much potassium
My temples are throbbing right now
I think so, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?
The workings of your mind are a mystery to me pinky…
forehead pulses
Your mother?
Yes, I agree, duck penises are scary.
They so fucking are, oh my god.
I can’t believe you’d say something like that in public, the mods must be asleep if they haven’t shut down this thread and banned you yet.
Why, yes, I am well endowed. Thank you for noticing!
Alright. I’ll bring the watermelons. Make sure he can’t see us!
What?! My mother is a Saint!
