It costs nothing to never put these words together that way though
Good morning you’re welcome have a splendid day.
😭
Spaghetti a la kidney stone dust
This is wrong. The singular of spaghetti is spagheto, not noodle.
His noodly appendages are all equal and valid
R’amen
I think that like testes, spaghettis should never exist alone
Well that’s one way to start the day. This deserves a drink! Now where did I put the bleach?.
Who would’ve thought I’d get my full internet dosage so quickly today. Gonna go stick my head in the oven now.
Can I go back to the time before I read this?
no but we can track down their location and denazify the area
What are the odds I see this shit right after having a stent put in…
50/50. You either see it or you don’t.
I don’t understand why schools make statistics seem so complicated
Easier to put the noodle in.
Omigod I’m so sorry.
I appreciate it. I’m better now but I found it kind of comical lol
sounds al dente!
The good part is that u dont need to add salt
Think of the time saving
I felt this in my bladder
I peed a little.
I feel it in my spleen
The Cringe is all around me
And so the horror grows
This sentence is in the library of Babel.
And now here.
Why did i save this
Because Grandma never cooked them right, duh.
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I’m gonna go drink some vodquila to forget this…and maybe everything else while I’m at it…
Good afternoon enjoy your day.
What a terrible day to be literate
We need something opposite of the Hank/Bobby Hill meme.
Good morning I hope you have the best day and a plate of spaghetti for dinner.
