No, because trying to explain to someone that you need them to install and register on the “I’m a flaky fuck” app is just going to get people to never make plans with you.
I don’t think that’s always the case. If you’re going to straight up tell someone to install it, you might as well tell them directly that you’re out. The app is for people who secretly would rather not go but still would honor the agreement. If both people use the app, it discreetly forms a new agreement. I would consider this app but would never flake on plans. If something were to happen to prevent an event then great but otherwise I still go. You could still drop hints to install the app like “haha look at this crazy app” and leave it at that. Anyway, I just woke up so hopefully that made sense.
It’s culturally acceptable here in the Pacific northwest. We call it the west coast flake or west coast bail.
The real trick is to just never commit to anything.
Finally, a part of the world where I can comfortably exist
Just have children, they are the ultimate excuse for any occasion.
Bonus points: My child is grown and out so no longer works as an excuse, but while I was raising her, I progressed so far out of my social circles that nobody ever tries to set anything up with me in the first place, thus negating any further need to cancel!
<Objection!> While it is true that people without children might stop involving you, families with children of any age irregardless will continuously try setting up activities in an attempt to have their children busy so they have an excuse, and an oportunity, to drink with other adults.
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I’ve just started being honest with people. That can make people upset too but at least the awkwardness comes to an end sooner. I hated being non-comittal and waiting for the other person to get the hint. It leads to having an incredibly small social circle but that’s what I prefer.
Same. I quit drinking so when I started getting invited to the bar I’d be like, “nah I don’t want to go there, want to go ride bikes to the river for a doobie or something?” And of course not. So I have far fewer friends. Although, the few that did want to ride bikes to the river are healthier now too!
Get out of here with your sensible approach to life!
Calling all programmers: LET’S FIND OUT!
Alternative: pick up the phone, say “I don’t really feel like coming”
Done.
True friends will still want you to come but understand if you bail out. If you have friends that get upset over this kind of shit, they’re not worth having as friends.
You’re not wrong, but social anxiety and social guilt are mother fuckers even when you know you have understanding friends
True friends will still want you to come but understand if you bail out.
True friendship is a two-way give and take. For some things, friendship means giving up some level of autonomy and self interest to provide something that your friend wants. In some contexts, showing up is important to the friend and a few repeated snubs/cancellations ends up communicating to the friend that they’re not important to you. At that point they can start revisiting whether this is a “true friendship” or not and protect themselves by pushing away.
And it’s not just not coming out. It’s also the implied precursor here, that two people have made plans together. There’s some level of reliance on the other, and bailing at the last minute is often seen as much ruder than just not agreeing to hang out in the first place.
Or, alternatively, the other person starts to understand that you have a preference against hanging out, like it’s a chore or a favor. They’re your friend, and they want to do right by you, so they just stop inviting you out and asking that favor of you, and then you drift apart and wonder why.
Friendship is about understanding other people, and empathizing even when their personalities and thought process are different. Friendships are hard enough to maintain past 30, and keeping them requires some level of conscious effort, especially for introverts.
Or you could just …y’know… talk to them…
Why? There’s an app for that!
People would get upset that someone else cancelled before them.
You wouldn’t know who cancelled before whom. I twould only declare results at every 15 minutes thats atleast 10 minute since last someone voted.
You could still reasonably assume that the other person cancelled first when the confirmation comes through. People may be able to figure out how long it takes, or they’ll just imagine that’s what happened and that’ll be enough for them to get upset.
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Insecure people would game it. Every time you make plans with someone, hit the button. Then get mad if they hit theirs too.
Then don’t make plans with them
You say that as if I can actually say no to people.
Not trying to sound facetious but one of the best things I’ve learned for myself was saying no to people when I needed to.
Most especially work.
That’s not insecurity, that’s straight-up dysfunctional.
It would just lead to the decay of society where nobody is responsible for their own commitments.
All civilization was just an attempt to avoid looking like a douche.
DON’T CANCEL PLANS.
This message brought to you by the Space Pope.
Two people both wanting to cancel, forcing themselves to go to something neither of them want to be at, is truly the backbone of society.
When you phrase it like that, it sounds ridiculous. But for me, social events are a lot like going to the gym. It makes me anxious, I don’t want to do it, I find reasons to avoid it, and then I’m glad I did it.
It’s hard working up the motivation. It’s easy to make excuses. Ultimately, it’s good for my physical and mental well-being to get out of the house and see people. Having another way to weasel out of it guilt-free would be a net negative on my life for sure.
This is a really interesting take because the majority of negative reactions to this post are “why would anyone need this just cancel you coward don’t you know how to talk to people” while yours is “yes I understand the point and would want to use this if it existed, therefore it must not exist because it’s bad for me” lmao
This is pretty spot on. I have a rule where if I’m invited to something and don’t have any other plans, I say yes. I never really want to go, but I know if I start saying no I’ll wake up one day as an old man wondering where my life went.
Yep same here. Taking the easy and lazy way every time will result in a lonely and unhealthy existence.
I mean, they could both have a little more backbone themselves and actually say to each other, “Oh wait. I don’t actually want to go out today. Maybe we can plan something in the future. Have a good night/day/whatever.” That’s simply too much to ask though I guess.
But you do want to go out, if they do.
No you don’t, you just do it because you said you would and the other expects you to
Well the important thing is that you’re here to tell me I’m wrong about what I do and don’t want.
You may not have any nuance when it comes to whether or not you want to do things, I get it, kind of. A lot of people here seem to be very black and white about either you want to or you don’t and really can’t wrap their head around the idea that others have shades of gray and conditions that can effect whether or not they want to go.
Good answer. I like these thoughtful responses and I agree with you on the matter
Sometimes you want to meet only when you know the other one really wants to meet too. And sometimes you don’t want to go, but as soon as you arrive, you are glad you did it. Life is not just black and white
My friend, I was joking.
What was the joke?
I’ve met a lot of friends and found a bunch of hobbies by forcing myself to go to something I didn’t think i wanted to go to, or was too nervous to attend because I was afraid of canceling.
Then you’d never cancel and this would be irrelevant to you
It would just lead to the decay of society
Add it the pile, I guess.
We’re all so fucked and nearly all of us know it, gotta laugh or you’ll cry
Insecure people would download this app, and prematurely ‘cancel’ all their plans so that they get notifications the moment anyone uses it. This app idea only works with the pretense of privacy until both parties agree, but it is open to manipulation. And once you know that manipulative people are misusing the app, you will police your usage of it, and then we’re back to square one, where people are unwilling to communicate.
In all honesty, I would probably be one of those people because I hate the idea of someone hanging out with me just because they are obligated to.
Yes, same thing happened with mojoupgrade. It’s a questionnaire of sex stuff. You and your partner both fill it in. Then you’d see a list of all the stuff you both wanted to try. If either said “no” on anything, the other would be none the wiser. It was often abused (mostly by women) who would answer “yes” to everything so they could see the answers of their partner and give them grief about their wants.
Holyfuck talk about betrayal
I prefer the backup plan. I schedule secondary commitments a few hours after the first one, so I have a reason to bail if it’s not going well. If it’s going great, I cancel the (less important) backup.
Lmao, I can promise you the people in your life you do this to know about it, and think you’re a dick. It’s not subtle if someone always has ‘another appointment’ after an hour they have to go to.
That sounds like you have friends that you cancel a lot on. Most people I know just stop inviting them to do things when they usually refuse. Because that’s usually a sign.
I don’t understand how so many people are so bad at, well, this part of life
A. Don’t make plans you don’t actually want to do B. Communicate openly and honestly. If something comes up or if you change your mind
Some people are like “oh but that’s hard and awkward” to which I say go fuck yourself. You’re making the world shittier for everyone.
I’m so tired of living in a world where so many people absolutely do not have their shit together.
A. Don’t make plans you don’t actually want to do
to which I say go fuck yourself.
How I know you don’t have friends, and/or are like 20yo. Lol, what an oblivious take and awful advice. Or wait, maybe you are the person everyone is too afraid of disappointing or saying “no” to because you do shit like this? And your “friends” have to find oblique ways to cancel so you don’t blow up at them?
Let it all out
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They are the person that only gets asked to anything only because people assume they will not be there anyway. That one person in the group no one really knows about how they even got into the group.
Hey did you go fuck yourself like I asked? Because it sounds like you might be one of those cowardly fucks who ghosts on people instead of doing the mildly uncomfortable work of writing one or two short sentences.
People are conditioned to pretend to agree and to pretend to care. Much of school is about teaching students to pretend to listen or pretend to agree. When someone asks “How are you?” usually they are pretending to care.
It can be annoying when someone pretends to want do something to instead of being honest, but it can also be annoying for to the event planner to plan an event only for no one to want to participate.
When the people around you are routinely dishonest(in subtle ways), as is common in school, work or society, it feels necessary to adapt the same behavior to conform to the norm.
There’s a bit in Bob’s Burgers I think about a lot where Teddy is like “hey Bobby you coming to my party?” and ends with Teddy being like “I’ve got forty two maybes WHO CAN PLAN FOR THAT?”
ADHD is a hell of an impulsivity multiplier. Everything sounds amazing at the time…when it comes to doing the actual thing, it can seem like climbing Mt. Everest. Time also works differently for some of us (Time Blindness fucks up much more than just this one area of our lives). As a result, when we make plans, those plans are “out there” or “some other time in the future” or “not now”. So when it comes time to do the thing, you forgot it was ever going to happen. Dates and days are hard to keep track of, too. Things have either already happened, are happening now, or are some nebulous blob of “will happen at some point”…which doesn’t quantify anything at all.
As a result, when things go from “future” to “now”, we’re often caught by surprise and haven’t been anticipating it, so we don’t prepare. Maybe we planned to sleep in that day, etc, and when you get a reminder the night before, it can be very jarring.
I hope I’m not making this sound stupid, it’s hard to explain but it is a real thing. And no amount of reminders or calendars or alerts will “cure” it…they help, but you can’t plan for every occurrence and some apps won’t let you set multiple alarms a week out, a few days out, 1 day, hours, etc. It’s limited to 1 or 2 that are pre-programmed, and if you want more you have to manually input them all them every time. Not easy to do when you’re in the middle of paying your bill after a doctor’s visit with other people waiting behind you.
It sucks.
Thanks for the reply. It was informative and helpful.
I really struggle to imagine what that’s like. It’s like you’re telling me sometimes you forget to swallow and you end up with a lot of mystery food in your mouth. Scheduling is trivial for me, and it often feels like when people screw it up it’s from negligence or apathy. Even if it’s not.
And as the person who’s getting flaked on or ghosted, it sucks. We made plans. I set aside time on Saturday for this thing together, and then you bail at the last minute because you forgot you had other stuff? Fucking hell, now my Saturday is fucked up.
Even if the flakiness is a medical problem, the pain and frustration is causes other people is real.
Thank you for being so civil and understanding, I appreciate it.
And I know that is not fair to my friends and family - I wasn’t diagnosed with ADHD until I was an adult (as is common with women because we’re not “typically” hyper like boys when we’re young). As a result, I didn’t know what this was and I often got told by others how disrespectful it was to always be late. I took that seriously and tried to fix the problem - extra alarms/reminders, every physical and electronic calendar/alert thing I could find. I would write dates and times on my hand because I knew I was guaranteed to see it (but showers screw that up if I don’t remember to add it when I get out; I keep a pen and a sticky pad in the barhroom).
None of it works; my mom and SO collaborate and told me things were 30 mins earlier than their actual time so that I wouldn’t be late.
The best I could figure for events that day is that I consistently underestimate how long it will take me to get ready - ADHD also means you have to spend an equal amount of time searching for items you planned to wear/bring because they’re never where you thought they would be…ever.
The other thing for “day of” is *overestimating” how much time exactly 5 mins, 10 mins, etc actually takes to pass, so I always think I have more time than I actually do. It’s weird and frustrating & has cost me a lot of money in just late doctor appointment fees alone over the years.
I don’t know what else I can do at this point - my brain just doesn’t have the capability to keep time straight like other people do. It impacts my work life, social life, relationship life, family life, school life, etc. Is that a bill I need to pay? Yep. Is it due now? Nope…boom it goes into the abyss of “stuff in the future/not now”. It can be debilitating sometimes; luckily my partner is neurotypical and takes care of a lot of it for me. If they weren’t around, I would have to get some sort of personal assistant just for personal life duties. And that’s embarrassing to admit because I’m well into adulthood and have a “good” job with a lot of responsibilities. That’s why I typically never mention it at work.
We know that, and we hate it, but that doesn’t make the problem go away. Shit sucks for us, too, and getting yelled at for it doesn’t make anything better. It’s why a lot of us will just limit our circles to people who understand from direct experience, and not make plans with people who don’t have the ‘flake’ trait.
I probably owe some of the people who read my post at the top of this thread an apology. It was mostly an outburst from years of frustration.
I know intellectually most people are trying their best. I shouldn’t take my frustrations out on random Internet people. I did a bad and I apologize.
The thing is, your feelings are valid too. So it’s all complicated and we just have to make the best of it.
Unfortunately there are a lot of us who get too tired to deal with it anymore, for your sake and for theirs. Just easier to keep to myself than try to form a meaningful bond I will inevitably destroy with my shitty brain.
The upside of ADHD people, is that our relationship decay modifier tends to be low or zero; meaning I can go a year or more not talking to someone and still be just as happy to see them as if we’d be regularly hanging out that whole time. I know it sucks for people on the other end (if they’re not ADHD; if they are, well, they’re probably the same way as me), but I legit forget people exist. I don’t notice time passing until I do, and then I start to panic because I realize how much time I’ve spent doing nothing. Then eventually something takes my mind off that and I go back to not realizing how much time is passing.
I’ve got a double whammy, ADHD and medical issues. But my coping mechanism for ADHD scheduling is calendar entries with multiple reminders. It’s hard to learn new habits, but I wouldn’t let another ADHD person use it as an excuse more than a couple times before I just moved on. As for medical issues, they’re generally in the morning and I usually plan afternoon or later so if I have to cancel there is a bit of advance notice.
Yeah, I’m in a management role and manage people with ADHD. Everyone is different, but what seems to work is getting into a routine. When every day follows a pattern, whatever planning tool you like can work since you can include it in the routine. For example, this could be your day:
- Check schedule
- Have breakfast
- Go to work
- Check schedule
- Attend any morning meetings
- Do work
- Morning break
- Check schedule
- Do work
- Have lunch
- Check schedule
- Do work
- Afternoon break
- Check schedule
- Do work
And so on. Basically, check that schedule throughout the day and have fixed points during the day where you can reset if you get off track.
This is helpful! Thank you!
Omg you’ve described my brain to a T! 😆
The future is always some nebulous thing where some stuff is going to happen, but it’s not Right Now. Who knows when those future things will jump out of Future Land and become Right Now? Like, I literally got a C in pre calculus even though I Aced every exam, because I forgot to do my homework. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. 🤦🏻♀️
Thankfully smartphones with calendars and alarms now exist!
But navigation? I can find my way back to a place I visited just once. I never get lost, so at least I have that superpower 😅 🗺️
Are you me? Literally everything you said has been my life 😂
Yes, I am you! You are us! Maybe we can be each others future selves and remind us when the Near Future is Right Now so we don’t forget things 😺💡😎
It’s late here and I got the midnight zoomies 😆
A. Don’t make plans you don’t actually want to do
Not everyone can be perfect like you and never ever change their mind on anything.
Did you not read step B??
This is just introvert porn. In theory could work but would never fly in the real world.
