I like the nice hay-brown color that shifts subtly to an almost light moss green before dipping into gray, with undertones of pink and peach contrasting with the black of the eyes. Truly a magnificent specimen, refined yet generous.

I call people when I’m at work if I want an answer and I don’t want/need documentation. Otherwise, calling is for emergencies and exciting news and shit you saw on the street you don’t want to forget and would take too long to text.

I treat myself because I deserve it. Keeps me focused on working to pay off the treats.

Fucking scab

Any tiny little thing you did could have you wind up divorced at this point in time. Too risky, you already played it right once.

-my immediate anxiety

You don’t get to do turbo time.

Don’t we try to categorize everything though? Like, could you wear a combination of items without someone trying to categorize it into a style? If it were true that you cannot, absurdist style would be impossible to depict visually.

Does it have anything to do with the fact that most useful code that will be written has been written and most of the hard problems are now security related?

In addition, they’ve been telling people to learn to code long enough the upper hand devs used to have for salary negotiation is largely gone.

You guys out here writing wal mart shirts now.

Are you privacy oriented or are you a mark who doesn’t realize what their time is worth? Post your absurd setups here so I can expand my database.

This is the part where someone replies with how they’re a super responsible gun owner that supports common sense gun control (but never describes what that means to them) and that a majority of gun owners are like that. Then everyone thinks “huh that really makes sense if you compare the number of gun owners to the number of mass shooters” and then we have the same conversation next week.

I investigated your mom. She seems like a person who had a life and then had you and loved you and then had a life with you and I hope you call her soon.

My fetish is sending a document as a copy and then seeing someone edit it in realtime while I’m in it.

How loose are we though?

You’re smart enough to know so why are you asking?

Bombshell filing! Slammed! Destroyed! SLAPPED. CLAPS BACK. DRAGGED. MUTILATED. CASTRATED AND EATEN ALIVE. BURIED ALIVE BUT DUG UP DEAD. DISSED.

And what of the trucks and people texting? I straight up saw someone doing a FaceTime while driving 2 weeks ago. I’d be hesitant to drive a small car, let alone a bike.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I almost took a 3 ton truck to the knee twice in a week and hung it up. I got a family.

The same demographic that apparently believes with every ounce of their soul that they won’t be able to explain why “woke” is wrong to their children to the point they need to abandon their long-professed belief in small government.

Just fill your time by being the guy who replies “unfortunately this niche group of people I don’t belong to can’t use your advice” on every ask post reply. Some people really get a thrill out of it.

Like for instance if someone asks how they can stay hydrated and somebody replies water you could say “unfortunately some people don’t have access to clean water”, and then just let the upvotes roll in because it’s technically true. It’s going to make you feel worse in the short term because you’ll know what you’re doing, but you won’t recognize that right away or maybe ever so it’s probably a viable strategy for a month.