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Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips

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Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips

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@[email protected] to The [email protected]English • 11 months ago
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WASHINGTON—Admitting that he had never been more conflicted about a ruling in his life, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas was reportedly torn Monday over a case in which both sides offered compelling scuba trips. “While there’s a strong historical precedent for a lavish excursion to Bali, the plaintiff has instead…
  • OBJECTION!
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    12•11 months ago

    Maybe he should quit and find a higher paying job.

    • sunzu
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      2•11 months ago

      But the he wouldn’t be a mullah :(

      • @[email protected]
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        3•11 months ago

        Plus, I think his wife would kill him if he tried to quit.

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