I should have known better, as the whole cowboy genre is terrible as fuck. Westerns (as boomer Americans call the genre) have the slowest dialogue, the corniest patriarchal story-line, and are obviously filled with a heap ton of other problematic bits. Of course, I had to try as the game got great reviews. I thought I’d try it with the Steam summer sale.

Fuckkkkkkkk the long boring ass cut scenes. OMG pls talk faster and have dialogue that’s interesting. The beginning of the game is just 30 minutes of video and riding your horse so slowly through the snow. I thought that my TikTok brain couldn’t stand some old slow game from a bygone era, but I’m checking this shit and it was released in 2018!

If I was some prat who loved the mythology of the “settling of the west”, a game with a white dude on a horse on a mountain would get me hard. Why can’t more games be like Atomic Heart? I wanna defend the land of Stalin and have cut scenes with good dialogue a talking glove that debates theory and a sexy refrigerator that probably wants to murder me.

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    “One last score Arthur”

    “Cough Cough I’m dead”

    “It’s so dang hard being a straight white male.”

    There. Now you don’t have to play the game.

    Also there’s a part of the game where you’re forced to beat up a disabled man.

    • Tunnelvision [they/them]
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      141 year ago

      “It’s so dang hard being a straight white male.”

      I gotta say, I don’t think you played the game tbh. There were many opportunities to sympathize or outright assist the marginalized. Unfortunately you do play as a white man, but if the player decides to be a white asshole that was a personal choice most of the time.

    • regularassbitch [she/her]
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      91 year ago

      this is absolutely the least charitable read of the game. it’s about a guy who realizes he’s a cog in a deeply exploitative system and doing his best to undo some of the damage he’s caused

    • ButtBidet [he/him]OP
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      71 year ago

      Ya it’s like Rockstar listened to all the “wokes are ruining games” suggestions and took all the ideas to heart.