@[email protected] to Today I [email protected]English • 10 months agoTIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"www.realmenrealstyle.comexternal-linkmessage-square117fedilinkarrow-up1224
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish14•10 months agoWut. You put yours up so that it pokes out the top?
minus-squareÐ Greıt Þu̇mpkinlinkfedilinkEnglish17•10 months agoOptimized for slapping it down on tables to assert dominance. HR doesn’t let me attend meetings with clients anymore…
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•10 months agoLet’s all be honest, slapping in on a table is funny as fuck
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish31•10 months agoOne of the perks of being a grower. Don’t have to worry about that.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish21•10 months agoYeah that thing goes into fuckin STANBY MODE ME BOIIIIIII
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•10 months agoBoxer briefs keep it nice and snug. Also the number of times I’ve twisted a fucking nut sleeping in boxers or naked… Ugh. Never again.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•10 months agoHow does one twist a but while sleeping. What does that even mean
Wut. You put yours up so that it pokes out the top?
Optimized for slapping it down on tables to assert dominance.
HR doesn’t let me attend meetings with clients anymore…
HR is too kind… to let you have a job.
Let’s all be honest, slapping in on a table is funny as fuck
One of the perks of being a grower. Don’t have to worry about that.
Yeah that thing goes into fuckin STANBY MODE ME BOIIIIIII
Boxer briefs keep it nice and snug. Also the number of times I’ve twisted a fucking nut sleeping in boxers or naked… Ugh. Never again.
How does one twist a but while sleeping. What does that even mean
Nut. Testicle.