• @[email protected]
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    231 year ago

    And yet when I try to SPRICH DEUTCH to actual live Germans they give me a pitying look and firmly reply in perfect English

      • TipRing
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        141 year ago

        Only because of their exacting standards. Even when I lived in Germany in the 90s the only time I had trouble understanding someone speaking English was when our realtor was trying to be racist but didn’t know the English words.

          • TipRing
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            131 year ago

            See, that is what I mean. Nobody speaks “perfect” English, not even native speakers, because languages are not prescriptive. Their function is to communicate ideas and if you have successfully communicated then you have used language “perfectly”.

      • LoudWaterHombre
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        21 year ago

        Yes the English qualities in Germany itself are a total shitshow compared to the countries around Germany (except France and Italia)