For me I say that a truck with a cab longer than its bed is not a truck, but an SUV with an overgrown bumper.

  • The Baldness
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    Unless it’s boiled before they bake it, it’s not a fucking bagel, it’s doughnut-shaped bread. Bagels also do not contain blueberries, and any suggestion to the contrary should be met with a swift ass whooping.

      • The Baldness
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        12 years ago

        Heathen. Destroyer of all that is good. What is your first favorite?

    • @[email protected]
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      12 years ago

      Bagels also do not contain blueberries

      This made me think, “Everything” bagels don’t actually include blueberries, but it’s literally supposed to contain everything! Irrefutable proof that blueberries can’t be in bagels