• Egon [they/them]
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    11 months ago

    It is relatively intuitive lol, but a lot of people think they should have five super close selfies for some reason.
    Other sins:

    • Person who has recently found their “good angle” so all photos is them from the same distance in the same lighting at the same angle, but in different outfits/locations.
    • oops, all group photos! (Only acceptable if you’re on the polycules profile).
    • Grumpy cat! Remember to smile.
    • Grumpy Cat! No one wants to see your stale memes, they wanna see you.
    • Do y’all got anymore of them jay pegs? Grainy-ass photo of you is no good.

    Sexy/silly picture is also optional, forgot to mention that. You have to have one, but you don’t need to have both.

    • GaveUp [she/her]
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      911 months ago

      You have to have one, but you don’t need to have both.

      Not when you’re as hot as me.

      • Egon [they/them]
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        711 months ago

        All of these rules go out the window when you’re a (hetero) lady, and I do not know what lesbians are into (apart from flannel apparently), so I won’t deign to pretend.