Sjmarf to Science [email protected]English • 1 year agoI can whistle at the speed of soundsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square126fedilinkarrow-up11.15K
arrow-up11.15KimageI can whistle at the speed of soundsh.itjust.worksSjmarf to Science [email protected]English • 1 year agomessage-square126fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish80•1 year agoI have wifi router that emits microwaves at the speed of light.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•1 year agoElections are slower than light waves so technically you have a slow, shitty router, but at least it can electrocute people so that’s something.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•1 year agoThis is why I support the Empire. In a dictatorship there’s no waiting for elections.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•1 year agoBut electrocutions are something dif… Never mind.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•1 year agoI would have said somewhere between 2.4 and 6.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish17•1 year agoPffft, I have a microwave that emits microwaves at microwave speeds to microwave things.
I have wifi router that emits microwaves at the speed of light.
I have lightning fast wifi at home
Elections are slower than light waves so technically you have a slow, shitty router, but at least it can electrocute people so that’s something.
This is why I support the Empire. In a dictatorship there’s no waiting for elections.
But electrocutions are something dif… Never mind.
How many hot pockets do you need?!
At least 3.50
I would have said somewhere between 2.4 and 6.
Pffft, I have a microwave that emits microwaves at microwave speeds to microwave things.
This guy microwaves