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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 2 years ago

Confession time

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Confession time

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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    119•2 years ago

    Sometimes when I grill. I don’t clack the tongs together.

    • @[email protected]
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      41•2 years ago

      This one right here, officer. He’s a menace.

    • LemmyLefty
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      71•2 years ago

      Take your fucking socks and sandals and march your ass right out of my open air brick patio, sir.

    • VanillaGorilla
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      14•2 years ago

      I clack them to the terminator theme. Even if I didn’t want to, I don’t think I could avoid it.

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        Same but Mission Impossible

    • @[email protected]
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      12•2 years ago

      liers anonymous next room

    • @[email protected]
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      33•2 years ago

      You monster! How do you even know if they’re tongy enough?

    • @[email protected]
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      12•2 years ago

      This is genuinely upsetting. How could you

    • Ken27238
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      22•2 years ago

      You make me sick.

    • @[email protected]
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      2 years ago

      I can almost forgive some of these others. But I don’t understand how a person, much less a dad, could even begin to commit such an attrocity. The second I don’t click the tongs, tweezers, hell even scissors, you will know that I have been compromised.

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      13•2 years ago

      But how do you know they are working if you don’t clack them?

    • @[email protected]
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      11•2 years ago

      Is it really grilling if there’s no clacking?

    • @[email protected]
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      7•2 years ago

      You just lost grilling privileges.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•2 years ago

      I’ve always wanted to ask someone who is into doing it. Since I’ve got you here, what satisfaction do you derive from posting outright lies and falsehoods on the internet?

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