Boebert or MTG could at least do the Palin-esque folksy charm thing to blunt the weird. Vance brings the “I’m not legally allowed to live within 500 meters of a school” vibe to the weird.
Boebert wins the horny vote for giving a handjob at the theater and having a restaurant themed around being served by women who can physically kill you
They’re both weird, but different types of weird. Carson is strange weird like “wow, okay that’s weird.” While Vance is gross weird, more of a “ew, that’s just weird.”
Carson is the guy at work you’d never hang out with after hours, but time flies because of the bizarre stories he tells. JD Vance is the guy who makes you feel like you dread coming in because he’s so off putting.
Carson is the weird unc at the party who complains all the time. Vance is the unc who you tell your children to stay far away from and especially in secluded areas of the house.
There could scarcely be a worst gop vp pick to go with the whole “chuds are weirdos” thing lol
Counterpoint: Boebert or MTG
I was thinking of MTG that’s fair
Boebert or MTG could at least do the Palin-esque folksy charm thing to blunt the weird. Vance brings the “I’m not legally allowed to live within 500 meters of a school” vibe to the weird.
Boebert wins the horny vote for giving a handjob at the theater and having a restaurant themed around being served by women who can physically kill you
Disagreed. Ben Carson is definitely weirder.
Carson is Joe rogan weird Vance is resident evil villain weird
They’re both weird, but different types of weird. Carson is strange weird like “wow, okay that’s weird.” While Vance is gross weird, more of a “ew, that’s just weird.”
Carson is the guy at work you’d never hang out with after hours, but time flies because of the bizarre stories he tells. JD Vance is the guy who makes you feel like you dread coming in because he’s so off putting.
Carson is the weird unc at the party who complains all the time. Vance is the unc who you tell your children to stay far away from and especially in secluded areas of the house.