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@[email protected]M to Science [email protected]English • 11 months ago

On Bears

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@[email protected]M to Science [email protected]English • 11 months ago
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    What do I do in event I encounter a sun bear?

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      Give it a tootsie pop and see how many licks it takes to get to the center

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      Ask for a BJ.

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      This the one the women chose?

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      My first instinct was “small, will probably run into the nearest tree at light speed” but I did some reading and they common thought without much science behind it is that sun bear are pretty fuckin aggressive and even tho they’re small, they’d still probably fuck your shit up.

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        Lul, yes, indeed.

        “The smallest bear” but still just a lewder wolverine.
        And with a fancy necklace.

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      Ask it for head

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