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Track_Shovel to Lemmy [email protected]English • 10 months ago

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Track_Shovel to Lemmy [email protected]English • 10 months ago
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  • Reddit is better.
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    151•10 months ago

    Lifelong? You could of set that up at any time!

    • Lemminary
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      7•10 months ago

      You’re right. Lemme call some people…

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      • @[email protected]
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        64•10 months ago

        This guy gal fucks.

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          • peopleproblems
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            45•10 months ago

            No, no I just pretty much ruined sex for me by myself. Thanks for trying to cheer me up though.

            • Fuck spez
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              61•10 months ago

              Have you tried blasting yogurt up your butt?

              • peopleproblems
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                6•10 months ago

                I don’t think I want to know. Personally I’d rather things stay out

                • @[email protected]
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                  6•10 months ago

                  I mean, don’t knock til you try it?

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              • @[email protected]
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                13•10 months ago

                Not on the first date.

      • @[email protected]
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        20•10 months ago

        I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

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          • @[email protected]
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            15•10 months ago

            Currently smashing that like button

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              • @[email protected]
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                1•10 months ago

                I am also currently smashing that like button. Very funny!

      • @[email protected]
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        6•10 months ago

        Damn, I didn’t expect to get this insightful knowledge about womens takes on DP today!

      • Reddit is better.
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        • @[email protected]
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          do you set out to look dumber with every comment or is it just happenstance?

          • @[email protected]
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            5•10 months ago

            It’s either a really ham-fisted troll, or the most socially inept moron I’ve seen online in a decade. Interchangeable, really.

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      • @[email protected]
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        I didn’t think pain kink is common. As a guy, if my partner seems in pain I instantly lose half my erection out of worry that I hurt them.

        Which is a real problem when your partner’s pleasured face is the same as their pained face.

      • @[email protected]
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        27•10 months ago

        Damn, reading this makes me feel lucky to be part of a kink/sex community that has a lot of respectful guys. I wanna do it but I’ve not done anal even, so we shall see.

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          11•10 months ago

          Reading this just reminds me how vanilla I am. Like, I’ll watch y’all get down for four minutes on video one Tuesday a month, but naaah, I’m good on the actually being there and being a part of it part.

          • @[email protected]
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            4•10 months ago

            Lol, why specifically on a Tuesday?

            Nothing wrong with vanilla, if you’re happy with what you are, that’s all that counts.

            I enjoy the excitement of group sex and having sex with different partners. I don’t orgasm with other people, so for me it’s just the novel excitement and intimacy. But because I enjoy it doesn’t mean anyone else needs to.

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              Lol, why specifically on a Tuesday?

              Two’s Day

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              4•10 months ago

              Oh I’m all for people doing what makes them happy. I just can’t imagine ever being driven there myself.

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        Did not expect to learn this today.

        Or any day really but definitely not today

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      25•10 months ago

      She’s an only fans thot, this is just advertising to her simps

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      109•10 months ago

      It’s “could have”, amigo. Never, ever “could of”

      Wait, unless you want to say “Could ‘of’ be the word you’re looking for?”

      Ok in that one case. But that needs the little quote mark thingies. So no, never, ever “could of”

      • AirBreather
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        13•10 months ago

        I could of course say this as well. It’s clearer with additional punctuation like “I could, of course, […]”, but I don’t think the comma-free version is technically incorrect (anymore, if it ever was).

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          Excellent example!

          I’m wracking my brains trying to think of another but I think you got the best one!

      • Reddit is better.
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        5•10 months ago

        Obvious troll is obvious

        • @[email protected]
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          Man’s helping you not look stupid and you’re calling him a troll, amigo.

        • M137
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          1•10 months ago

          Congratulations, you’re dumb as fuck!

    • @[email protected]
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      11•10 months ago

      that depends on their definition of double penetration

      is it two holes at once?

      or is it two dicks in one hole?

      the latter is significantly more difficult and for a lot of people requires training to do safely

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        i think it’s someones dick in the vagina and someone elses dick in the asshole

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          not always

        • Fish [Indiana]
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          4•10 months ago

          I guess you will have to do your research to find out which type of dp applies to this specific scenario.

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        6•10 months ago

        DP = ass and vag

        DAP = two dicks in ass

        DVP = two dicks in vag

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          5•10 months ago

          DVDA= Thanksgiving turkey

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            Gobble gobble

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          DVD = digital video disk

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      I knocked that out at summer camp of 4th grade. /s

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      She is pondering to her male fanbase. Edit: *pandering

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        Pandering

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          16•10 months ago

          No, she’s pondering her male fanbase, the way one ponders orbs

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            5•10 months ago

            What kind of orbs might one ponder of a male fanbase? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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