If the planet isn’t poisoned more and if workers (and the public in general) aren’t killed for arbitrary reasons on a whim, ascension is canceled. pronouns

  • jack [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3810 months ago

    Why would I want to leave Earth? If you think this planet sucks, one without a biosphere is really gonna whoop your ass.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]OP
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      1410 months ago

      Because the treats said that it would be a le epic Science Victory to land on Mars, and a Nolanesque epic moment would happen with Zimmer style BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS and humans would ascend so-true

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      1510 months ago

      Agreed, though I would like to go see what’s out there some day if I get the chance (to turn in to an incredibly robust form capable of surviving the long, long trip slow-boating to another sun)

      • UlyssesT [he/him]OP
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        2410 months ago

        I’ve had a lifelong fascination with space and a deep and painful yearning to explore the stars, which is why it hurts so fucking much that those dreams have been hijacked by billionaire manchildren that actually lack a child’s imagination on top of it all and just want to imitate what’s already on their screens in the clumsiest performative way.

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          310 months ago

          Hard agree. They read Heinlein in 1986 and made it their entire personality, never reading another book again.

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      2810 months ago

      Why would I want to leave Earth?

      I was thinking about this the other day. Earth is huge and well, was, beautiful, perfect planet to live on but people like musk have ruined it.

    • batsforpeace [any, any]
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      10 months ago

      maybe once the libertarian rich guys trash the planet they want a rich person only escape hatch

      edit: New Zealand bunker villa is not exotic enough