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@[email protected] to People [email protected]English • 10 months ago

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@[email protected] to People [email protected]English • 10 months ago
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  • spaghetti_hitchens
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    95•10 months ago

    I, too, spontaneously ejaculate if I stare at my reflection long enough.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      10 months ago

      Speeding down the street when the red lights flash

      Need to get away, need to make a dash

      A song comes on that reminds me of you and I

      Jizz in my pants

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      6•10 months ago

      I, too, ejaculate if I stare at your reflection

    • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍
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      6•10 months ago

      I have to completely avoid mirrors, myself. Walking down a city street on a sunny day is downright hazardous, lest I catch a glimpse of my reflection.

      • @[email protected]
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        6•10 months ago

        Imagine the seizure of bliss and horror a carnival house of mirrors with evoke.

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      30•10 months ago

      “would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard. If fuck me so hard”

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