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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish209•9 months agoAs a platypus lays eggs and produces milk, it’s the only animal that can make its own custard.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish29•9 months agoDM me your card details and I’ll send you a couple of pints from my platypus farm.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish21•9 months agoIt’s heavily regulated now as someone sold one of the male drumsticks that still had the venomous spur attached at a Saturday farmers market. Fortunately most of the venom was deactivated by frying it but they still had to be hospitalised for a week.
minus-squareFuglyDucklinkfedilinkEnglish12•9 months agoI wonder how they’d be for pets. I realize I shouldn’t. but. I kinda want one. They’re cute. (again, I realize I shouldn’t!)
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish11•9 months agoThe human urge to domesticate anything that is slightly cute
minus-squareI Cast FistlinkfedilinkEnglish3•9 months agoHell, we’ll even try to domesticate things that are anything but cute, like crocodiles, fish and spiders
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•9 months agoThey’re all cute to someone. (Not me, I have crippling arachnophobia)
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•9 months agoA full English breakfast ain’t shit once you’ve had the full platypus breakfast!
minus-squaredustycupslinkfedilinkEnglish94•9 months agoAnd echidnas. I’m not sure if I’m and echidna custard or platypus custard kind of person.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•9 months agoJust be sure you don’t mention echidna custard in front of Ken Penders.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•9 months agoEchidnas have a four-headed penis. You’re welcome.
As a platypus lays eggs and produces milk, it’s the only animal that can make its own custard.
Dark.
Also. Where can I try some?
DM me your card details and I’ll send you a couple of pints from my platypus farm.
Wait…. People farm the weirdos?
Er…no… Not me…
It’s heavily regulated now as someone sold one of the male drumsticks that still had the venomous spur attached at a Saturday farmers market.
Fortunately most of the venom was deactivated by frying it but they still had to be hospitalised for a week.
I wonder how they’d be for pets.
I realize I shouldn’t.
but. I kinda want one. They’re cute.
(again, I realize I shouldn’t!)
The human urge to domesticate anything that is slightly cute
Hell, we’ll even try to domesticate things that are anything but cute, like crocodiles, fish and spiders
They’re all cute to someone.
(Not me, I have crippling arachnophobia)
It can make it’s own breakfast
A full English breakfast ain’t shit once you’ve had the full platypus breakfast!
yes but what about second breakfast
And echidnas.
I’m not sure if I’m and echidna custard or platypus custard kind of person.
Just be sure you don’t mention echidna custard in front of Ken Penders.
Echidnas have a four-headed penis. You’re welcome.
Just like normal humans, then?
the new coke v pepsi