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Posadas [he/him, they/them] to [email protected]English • 9 months ago

NYPD says officers recovered wrong knife from police subway shooting in Brooklyn

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NYPD says officers recovered wrong knife from police subway shooting in Brooklyn

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Posadas [he/him, they/them] to [email protected]English • 9 months ago
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Police first claimed a knife was recovered Sunday but reversed course Monday, saying they were searching for a man seen taking the weapon from the scene.
  • sovietknuckles [they/them]
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    47•9 months ago

    Then the knife they liberated was definitely planted. But calling it the wrong knife implies the existence of the right knife, which probably didn’t exist

    • Posadas [he/him, they/them]OP
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      26•9 months ago

      Stupid piggies forgot that quantum knives must be constantly observed, otherwise they may disappear

    • VILenin [he/him]
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      14•9 months ago

      The dog ate my knife

      • @[email protected]
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        10•9 months ago

        China took the knife

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