nukeM to [email protected]English • edit-28 months agoWhat's the next attack vector NCD?sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1244
arrow-up1244imageWhat's the next attack vector NCD?sh.itjust.worksnukeM to [email protected]English • edit-28 months agomessage-square41fedilink
minus-squareverity_kindlelinkfedilinkEnglish19•8 months agoMicrowave ovens. Pizza pockets are haram now.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•8 months agoIf only they didn’t dress so seductively, they could be spared the wrath of Allah.
minus-squareverity_kindlelinkfedilinkEnglish1•8 months agoThat crunchy outer layer, with the “Italian spice” blend. They practically ask to be eaten with your DnD group, getting grease on everything.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish13•8 months ago“All I said was, ‘this pizza pocket is good enough for Allah!’.” “There! You see?! He said it again. Blasphemer!”
Microwave ovens. Pizza pockets are haram now.
If only they didn’t dress so seductively, they could be spared the wrath of Allah.
That crunchy outer layer, with the “Italian spice” blend. They practically ask to be eaten with your DnD group, getting grease on everything.
“All I said was, ‘this pizza pocket is good enough for Allah!’.”
“There! You see?! He said it again. Blasphemer!”
Pizza pocket micro napalm