@[email protected] to politics @lemmy.world • edit-28 months agoCalls for J.D. Vance to resign after he admits that he 'created' pet-eating story about immigrantswww.nj.comexternal-linkmessage-square168fedilinkarrow-up11.22Kcross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up11.22Kexternal-linkCalls for J.D. Vance to resign after he admits that he 'created' pet-eating story about immigrantswww.nj.com@[email protected] to politics @lemmy.world • edit-28 months agomessage-square168fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish83•8 months agoThis increases my gut feeling that Vance has eaten someone’s cat from about 60% to 95%. I am 95% sure that this fucker has, at some point in his life, eaten someone’s cat.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish36•8 months agoAnd yet I am also 95% certain that he’s never eaten pussy.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•8 months agoFrom Jimmy Kimmel: “Usha is Hindi for ‘unsatisfied woman.’”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•8 months agoThere’s a lot of Republican politicians who I doubt have ever had consensual sex.
minus-squarenfhlinkfedilinkEnglish21•8 months agoYou think JD Vance is the kind of guy who would do something that brings pleasure to neither him, nor the couch?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•8 months ago“But the cat was damaging my beloved couch your honour”
minus-squareQueen HawlSeralinkfedilinkEnglish7•edit-28 months agoTo be fair, he caught the cat with the couch he loved
This increases my gut feeling that Vance has eaten someone’s cat from about 60% to 95%.
I am 95% sure that this fucker has, at some point in his life, eaten someone’s cat.
Every accusation …
Might have been RFK JR.
Oh no, JD Vance ate out RFK Jr?
And yet I am also 95% certain that he’s never eaten pussy.
From Jimmy Kimmel: “Usha is Hindi for ‘unsatisfied woman.’”
There’s a lot of Republican politicians who I doubt have ever had consensual sex.
You think JD Vance is the kind of guy who would do something that brings pleasure to neither him, nor the couch?
“But the cat was damaging my beloved couch your honour”
To be fair, he caught the cat with the couch he loved