Maven (famous) to Microblog [email protected]English • 10 months agoAITAH?lemmy.zipimagemessage-square109fedilinkarrow-up1957
arrow-up1957imageAITAH?lemmy.zipMaven (famous) to Microblog [email protected]English • 10 months agomessage-square109fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish40•10 months agoI’m not even supposed to be here today!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish22•10 months agoJust bring her lasagna at work. She’ll get over it.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish11•10 months agotheres a million fine lookin women out there not all of them bring you lasagna at work…most of em just cheat on you
minus-squareϻеƌųʂɑlinkfedilinkEnglish92•10 months agoTry not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•10 months agoI wasn’t even supposed to be here today!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish28•edit-210 months agoIt’s written almost as if he did it the night before the wedding, which would be an impressive trick for a bachelor party.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•10 months agoThere was that one episode of the dropout show breaking news where we find out grant blew 50 dudes in one night at a warehouse party in New York, 100 in a single night would be next level.
minus-squareFlying SquidlinkfedilinkEnglish1•10 months agoSupposedly the wife of the emperor Claudius had a contest with a prostitute to see how many men each one of them could fuck within 24 hours. (It was probably just propaganda, but it was in I, Claudius anyway.)
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•10 months agoI mean impressive, but not unachievable.
In a row?
I’m not even supposed to be here today!
Just bring her lasagna at work. She’ll get over it.
Until her fashion designer ex shows up.
theres a million fine lookin women out there
not all of them bring you lasagna at work…most of em just cheat on you
Nah in a column.
Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Hey get back here!
I wasn’t even supposed to be here today!
No simultaneously
It’s written almost as if he did it the night before the wedding, which would be an impressive trick for a bachelor party.
There was that one episode of the dropout show breaking news where we find out grant blew 50 dudes in one night at a warehouse party in New York, 100 in a single night would be next level.
Supposedly the wife of the emperor Claudius had a contest with a prostitute to see how many men each one of them could fuck within 24 hours.
(It was probably just propaganda, but it was in I, Claudius anyway.)
I mean impressive, but not unachievable.