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@[email protected]M to Science [email protected]English • 10 months ago

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@[email protected]M to Science [email protected]English • 10 months ago
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  • SadSadSatellite
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    104•10 months ago

    Sharks are older than trees.

    They’re older than a lot of things. Land plants, Yellowstone, appendages,dinosaurs, doritos.

    • Annoyed_🦀
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      50•10 months ago

      Sharks are older than trees.

      But are younger than the mountains.

      • Lem Jukes
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        7•10 months ago

        Why did I read this to the tune of colors of the wind…

        • @[email protected]
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          4•10 months ago

          Sharks are older than the grinning bobcat

          • Lem Jukes
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            2•10 months ago

            But are they older than why he grins?

      • @[email protected]
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        17•10 months ago

        Yellowstone

        Well…

        • Annoyed_🦀
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          13•10 months ago

          The geologic processes that led to the formation of the Appalachian Mountains started 1.1 billion years ago.

          There’s no shark without Mountain Mama

      • @[email protected]
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        3•10 months ago

        Some of it.

      • Tar_Alcaran
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        Ehhhh they’re younger than some mountains though. There are ranges that are over a billion years old, but the Himalayas are “only” some 40-70 million years old, depending on when you start counting (40-50 if you actually start from being mountains, 70 if you start from “ground moves up”)

        • ✺roguetrick✺
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          2•10 months ago

          They’re mountains when it’s impressive that I can throw a football over them.

    • Maturin [any]
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      11•10 months ago

      What do you think the first several hundreds of millions of years were like before they had Doritos?

    • desktop_user [they/them]
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      24•10 months ago

      I refuse to believe any animal is older than doritos

      • @[email protected]
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        4•10 months ago

        No they are wrong. Doritos are eternal.

    • @[email protected]
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      8•10 months ago

      Appendages? Like, fins?

      • @[email protected]
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        3•10 months ago

        Like appendix I imagine.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•10 months ago

          Aren’t appendages external?

      • The Octonaut
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        6•10 months ago

        He’s thinking of penguins

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