Posadas [he/him, they/them] to [email protected]English • 7 months agoBut I still love it with my whole heart sir!hexbear.netimagemessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1186
arrow-up1186imageBut I still love it with my whole heart sir!hexbear.netPosadas [he/him, they/them] to [email protected]English • 7 months agomessage-square47fedilink
minus-squareLeZero [he/him]linkfedilinkEnglish55•7 months agoFrantically tapping my Tesla™ touchscreen as the Category 5 storm front inches closer and closer to me
minus-square7bicycles [he/him]linkfedilinkEnglish33•7 months agoBetween the “oops all doors locked” and the teslas propensity to catch fire there’s like a non-0% chance somebody in the hurricane is going to get boiled to death in his flooded car
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]linkfedilinkEnglish25•7 months agoNovelty fart noise from an accidental stroke on the le epic all-in-one touchscreen just before it all ends.
Frantically tapping my Tesla™ touchscreen as the Category 5 storm front inches closer and closer to me
Between the “oops all doors locked” and the teslas propensity to catch fire there’s like a non-0% chance somebody in the hurricane is going to get boiled to death in his flooded car
Novelty fart noise from an accidental stroke on the le epic all-in-one touchscreen just before it all ends.
The last face I ever make: