THANKS VERY COOL GOOGLE I’LL JUST LET THE PLAGIARISM MACHINE THAT TELLS PEOPLE TO EAT GLUE AND BURNS DOWN THE RAINFOREST TO DESIGN MY CURRICULUM

ACTUALLY WE PROBABLY DON’T EVEN NEED TEACHERS WHEN WE CAN JUST SIT STUDENTS DOWN IN FRONT OF A CHROMEBOOK AND FEED THEM AI SLOP ALL DAY AND THEN THEY CAN USE AI TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS

screm-aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • ghosts [he/him]English
    52•8 months ago

    I personally love how when you google something now, you have to scroll down a page past the wrong answer before you see your search results. And no way to disable it! Neat!

    • ghosts [he/him]English
      43•8 months ago

      Oh, and another thing! AI article summarizers for articles that are also obviously AI slop lmao

      We are climbing down a rabbit hole into endless agony for no reason

      • UlyssesT [he/him]English
        27•8 months ago

        We are climbing down a rabbit hole into endless agony for no reason

        stonks-up and bazingas craving an ascended all-knowing and all-powerful mommy bangmaid helpmeet that loves them unconditionally.

      • Z_Poster365 [none/use name]English
        14•8 months ago

        there’s a reason, it’s the same reason everything always gets worse everywhere over time

        the falling rate of profit. AI is the new moonshot where potential profit can still be generated (since it’s a giant speculative money pit).

      • Lussy [any, hy/hym]English
        19•8 months ago

        Google has become unfathomably bad, it gives me the wrong answer consistently. OTOH Bing doesn’t even register the keywords of my search

        • DoiDoi [comrade/them, he/him]English
          19•8 months ago

          There are many way you can register keywords to better improve your search. Jared Billswkay of MLT university suggests that writing down the serial number of your search can help with any future warranty claims while others find that simply taking a photo of the tag is sufficient. With these tips in mind registering your keywords should be a breeze!

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]English
        8•8 months ago

        In “News” google used to have a “blogs” link. I really like blogs so I used to use that. But google removed it years ago. Then google started helping me I put “blog” in double quotes. Google gave me fewer and fewer blogs results. To fill the void I still got non-blog top sites like Quora and Reddit.

        A few days ago I did a test and I learned that google will actively block my efforts to avoid crap if I add “blog” or “blogger” or “wordpress” to my search. I did three test searches - one for each word - and I only got one blog post result after all that effort. And the blog post smelled to high heaven of spam.