• UlyssesT [he/him]
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    326 months ago

    Actual Hitler, a clone of Adolph Hitler created by a tech startup

    Techbros are so fucking fascist already and getting bolder that I truly wouldn’t be entirely surprised if this actually happened.

    • frauddogg [null/void, undecided]
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      6 months ago

      Isn’t Germany growing their own new Hitler literally right now almost 100 years to the start of the Third Reich? That one techbro jackass with all the race science shit?

      • REgon [they/them]
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        We can be sure of this because it would require Musk to have invented cloning technology that could produce a new Hitler instead of IV fertilisation which isn’t really the sci-fi idea of cloning we have…
        No Musk would actually totally be the type to say he’s invented cloning and it’s just a worse version of IV fertilisation he’s forced some engineers to cook up for him

      • Smeagolicious [they/them]
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        246 months ago

        Outdated UN Hitler Particle detectors exploding like Frieza force scouters thanks to unprecedented background Hitler radiation

        hitler-detector explosion

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      6 months ago

      The only surprising thing would be techbros actually accomplishing something actually groundbreaking instead of just putting a new coat of paint on labour exploitation.

      What am I saying, their clone would probably just be a man from an exploited country, who they’ve put in whiteface and slapped a moustache on.

      (CW: child violence) Edit: Startup idea!

      “Kill baby Hitler!” We make a test tube baby with some Hitler DNA and then we let people murder it. Literally killing baby Hitler!
      Oh fuck I just made a Rick & Morty sketch, didn’t I? :::

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        86 months ago

        I believe the most likely outcome would be a techbro LARPing as Hitler’s clone and doing some cosmetic surgery to look the part, and maybe even explain away any discrepancies with techno woo about genetic grafting or something.