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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 8 months ago

Anon gives up dating apps

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Anon gives up dating apps

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 8 months ago
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    22•8 months ago

    The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

    1. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
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      “Do not give off mating signals unless you are given mating signals” how is that gonna work if nobody is supposed to initiate anything?

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        That’s…not what they wrote

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      1•8 months ago

      If the mating signal is a flare, the gay bar is a fireworks show.

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