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minus-square@[email protected]cakelinkfedilink39•8 months agoThey have me. A Texan who will giggle while he performs sabotage
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•8 months agoGoung for the plausible deniability aspect. Electric grid implodes It was like that when I got there, sir.
minus-square@[email protected]cakelinkfedilink3•8 months ago“Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???” -massive explosion in background- *ahem* “Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•8 months agoThat checks out, I guess we can spare this one from the lox up.
minus-square@[email protected]cakelinkfedilink4•8 months agoWhat was this detainment about, then? Get me my lawyer! You’re just trying to schmear my good name!
minus-squareALQlinkfedilink4•8 months agoI don’t have any good puns; I just want some lox’n’bagels and this seems the place to get them.
They have me. A Texan who will giggle while he performs sabotage
I salute you, sir.
Sabotage on Texas?
Goung for the plausible deniability aspect.
Electric grid implodes It was like that when I got there, sir.
“Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”
-massive explosion in background-
*ahem* “Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”
Are you in a Beastie Boys cover band?
I’m Jewish, so… Yes, officer?
That checks out, I guess we can spare this one from the lox up.
What was this detainment about, then? Get me my lawyer! You’re just trying to schmear my good name!
I don’t have any good puns; I just want some lox’n’bagels and this seems the place to get them.
If the giggles are Texas sized it’s legal