@[email protected]M to Would You [email protected] • 9 months agoWYR: be trapped in a mall for 24h with a Silverback Gorilla or 5 Black Mambas.message-square10fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareWYR: be trapped in a mall for 24h with a Silverback Gorilla or 5 Black Mambas.@[email protected]M to Would You [email protected] • 9 months agomessage-square10fedilink
minus-squarethreelonmusketeerslinkfedilinkEnglish1•9 months agoGorillas seem pretty chill, and easier to hide from. I can fit into spaces the silverback couldn’t. Alternatively, if I can find some winter clothes and a walk-in fridge/freezer, I could be safe from any cold-blooded creature. I think I might go with the gorilla though. Best case scenario, the gorilla and I bond over our shared experience in the mall and become friends :)
minus-square@[email protected]OPMlinkfedilink1•9 months agoGorillas can get really mad over overpriced coffee tho, so be careful
Gorillas seem pretty chill, and easier to hide from. I can fit into spaces the silverback couldn’t.
Alternatively, if I can find some winter clothes and a walk-in fridge/freezer, I could be safe from any cold-blooded creature.
I think I might go with the gorilla though. Best case scenario, the gorilla and I bond over our shared experience in the mall and become friends :)
Gorillas can get really mad over overpriced coffee tho, so be careful