• threelonmusketeers
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    19 months ago

    Gorillas seem pretty chill, and easier to hide from. I can fit into spaces the silverback couldn’t.

    Alternatively, if I can find some winter clothes and a walk-in fridge/freezer, I could be safe from any cold-blooded creature.

    I think I might go with the gorilla though. Best case scenario, the gorilla and I bond over our shared experience in the mall and become friends :)