• Rhynoplaz
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    09 months ago

    I’m going to take the gorilla.

    We’re in a mall, so we have some space. I think if I just closed myself up in one of the stores, and didn’t bother him, her probably just stay away and leave me alone.

    But 5 snakes can end up anywhere at any time and I don’t think they’ll bother to worry if I’m actually a threat before they fill me with venom.

    • Tippon
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      09 months ago

      Yep. If it’s your stereotypical American mall, just break open one of the food court stalls that has fruit, and get yourself to the opposite end of the mall. Let the gorilla have some food, and stay as far away as you can :)

      • @[email protected]
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        9 months ago

        Those are actually great points.

        Guess I’ll die by my bad decisions.

        Or hide in one of those myself? Not like snakes open doors.