BRYANT POND, ME—Describing the moment as a “transformative experience” that inspired him to embrace God and read the Bible, a piss-soaked Tucker Carlson claimed Friday that a demon had urinated on him while he was sleeping. “One moment I was asleep in bed, and the next, my boxers were absolutely soaked with what could only be the urine of […]
Ate the onion again!
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You must have missed what he actually did say recently, which this article is mocking.
Last I heard from him it was the “spanking”. You’ll excuse me if I don’t want to seek out more.
Said that a demon scratched him in his sleep, and in the same breath says there were four dogs in his bed at the time.
That’s why you don’t take peanut butter into bed
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Yeah, that’s how the rest of us reacted too.