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@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 8 months ago

What's something unique that you carry on you every day?

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What's something unique that you carry on you every day?

@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 8 months ago
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    A crow-calling whistle and a small tin of peanuts.

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      Presumably the peanuts to lure squirrels, and the whistle to sic your black-feathered demon army on them, you sicko

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        16•8 months ago

        I’m indifferent to squirrels… but my city has hired a falconer to scare the crows away with hawks, so now the crows symbolize the oppressed masses being persecuted by the state.

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          Give us back our crows!

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          Out there is someone with a hawk-whistle and a jar of raisins. I pray that you too shall never meet.

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            I doubt the falconer would have any issue with me—I’m helping to keep them employed.

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              Look, would you stop being reasonable for a second and just fight already?

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                That’s what I’m secretly training the crows for.

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          What!? Why scare the crows away?

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            3•8 months ago

            https://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/hawks-helping-keep-oakland-streets-safe-by-dispersing-crow-roosts/

            while Baz insists he has nothing against crows, it’s the mess they leave behind that has people crying foul.

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              Nah, I’d feel rather blessed to trudge through crow poo on the daily in my stompers. SF is brewing something terrible. The crows will have their retribution.

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