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@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 8 months ago

hardest quote of the war just dropped

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hardest quote of the war just dropped

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@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 8 months ago
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    24•8 months ago

    A total thermonuclear exchange can’t even kill humanity itself anymore, and honestly might save it.

    Let’s do this thing.

    • streetlights
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      8 months ago

      Nice to see on the fediverse General MacArthur.

    • @[email protected]
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      14•8 months ago

      So what color lead paint chips are your favorite?

      • @[email protected]
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        1•8 months ago

        White, duh. Has the most lead in it so it tastes the sweetest

      • @[email protected]
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        10•8 months ago

        Color doesn’t change the flavor, dummy.

        • @[email protected]
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          3•8 months ago

          Speaking from experience?

          • verity_kindle
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            3•8 months ago

            Yeah, we’re only allowed to comment based on our personal experience. That’s why NCD is so respected internationally.

    • lychee🍒
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      56•8 months ago

      Who do i contact to reenable the downvote button

      • @[email protected]
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        3•8 months ago

        I just checked and I can still downvote you. So…

      • @[email protected]
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        18•8 months ago

        Wow, so you want humanity itself to die, choking on its own hubris instead of being purged in the Holy Fire of Atom?

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      • @[email protected]
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        23•8 months ago

        Wait, you really can’t downvote?

        • massive_bereavement
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          11•8 months ago

          Peasants!

        • @[email protected]M
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          43•8 months ago

          Some instances can’t downvote. blahaj, beehaw, hexbear and few others

          • lychee🍒
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            3•8 months ago

            Ohhh wait does it depend on the instance your account is hosted on?? And not the instance you’re on?

            • @[email protected]
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              2•8 months ago

              Yup. If you want to down vote, get a better instance.

              • lychee🍒
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                Thanks for the (second!) completely unprovoked swipe in this thread but it’s a minor inconvenience and I like my instance just fine

                • @[email protected]
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                  1•8 months ago

                  That’s cool, is was largely tongue in cheek. I almost never down vote, so it’s odd to me when instances block that feature.

                  • lychee🍒
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                    2•8 months ago

                    I see. My bad

          • @[email protected]
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            41•8 months ago

            Lol, quite the company.

    • @[email protected]
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      18•8 months ago

      Lemme just double check my home on that site with nuclear blast radius projections, I think I’m okay…

      • @[email protected]
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        10•8 months ago

        Honestly I don’t give a fuck if I get nuked, but only so long as it lands directly on me. At that point it is definitively not my problem anymore lmao

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      39•8 months ago

      We’re going to fight global warming with a nuclear winter!

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        removed by mod

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