• metaStatic
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    75 months ago

    emo kids with dotted lines on their wrists sweating right now

      • @[email protected]
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        35 months ago

        The chungus I have poking out of my butt cleavage is gonna get me put on a list isn’t it

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            25 months ago

            My butt cleavage is pretty uneventful. I got that put there to give the colonoscopy techs a laugh.

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              25 months ago

              I got mine because I figured it would be good for bets.

              “Hey random person at the bar, I bet you a drink I have your name tattooed on my ass”

              I don’t drink anymore though.

              Funnily enough, I did have a colonoscopy recently, and I did not mention my tattoo beforehand. Afterwards, when I regained consciousness, I told them I hoped anything I had said before being aware was harmless and entertaining, and the nurse said “You were plenty entertaining” :(