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Jeena to Programmer [email protected]English • 7 months ago

Before and after programming

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Before and after programming

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Jeena to Programmer [email protected]English • 7 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    26•7 months ago

    Java is in a completely different leagues to the rest of these.

    Whatever you think Java sucks at, the other languages mentioned here suffer from much worse.

    • @[email protected]
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      9•7 months ago

      That’s why the Java programmer looks happier in the “after” pic. Not as much as Python but it’s still there.

      • mosiacmango
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        10•7 months ago

        The jpeg is strong, but if you look closely she is covered with scabs and sores.

        • @[email protected]
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          Checks out

    • a baby duck
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      17•7 months ago

      A language is only as enjoyable as the hellish legacy projects that you’ll actually spend your time maintaining.

    • Ethan
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      2•7 months ago

      I’d rather use a language that doesn’t treat me like an incompetent child, removing unsigned ints because “they’re a source of bugs”.

    • @[email protected]
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      7 months ago

      Does Java have an elegant way of compiling to native machine code now? Genuinely asking.

      • @[email protected]
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        1•7 months ago

        Not java itself, but GraalVM can do this https://www.graalvm.org/latest/reference-manual/native-image/

        I can’t confidently tell you it’s production ready as I have never used it myself.

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