• @[email protected]
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    375 months ago

    Clearly those aren’t real scientists. Real scientists have secret labs, where they do secret research.

    • @[email protected]
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      115 months ago

      That’s why they learn random facts about stink bugs to scare everyone away from their secret knowledge

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          15 months ago

          And remember: the more niche it sounds, the more secret their actual project. When someone tells you they use role and reference grammar to analyze the socio economic implications of the difference in vowel harmony between classical and biblical Hebrew, they basically admit they work for MKUltra. It isn’t debatable in any meaningful way at that point anymore.

    • Kraiden
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      165 months ago

      And annoying older sisters who blow their experiments to smithereens…