• @[email protected]English
    134•6 months ago

    I’m an alpha male: barely able to keep myself running and likely to completely break down if I encounter something I’m not prepared to deal with.

    • TroyEnglish
      13•6 months ago

      Damn, too early of a release eh?

    • @[email protected]English
      59•6 months ago

      I’m a Google Beta.

      I am effectively immortal, but I will probably someday disappear without notice.

      • @[email protected]English
        9•6 months ago

        Just try not to leave the few remaining people who depend on you, up shit creek. Get a will.

        • Robust MirrorEnglish
          9•6 months ago

          They’ll leave a promise that other people will fill the roles they used to without any current plan to do so.

      • @[email protected]English
        14•6 months ago

        I was stable release several years ago. Now I have security issues but some folks still think I’m awesome.

      • If_Its_Kitsch_I_SitsEnglish
        23•6 months ago

        Don’t worry, your features “will be incorporated in future releases of our latest chat client and our Gmail.”