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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish26•4 months agoI cannot wait for the old fart to fart his last fart.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish11•4 months agoFun fact, gut bacteria continue living for a while after the host is dead. So the last fart will be posthumous.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•4 months agoThey mourn our passing with gas passing
I cannot wait for the old fart to fart his last fart.
Fun fact, gut bacteria continue living for a while after the host is dead. So the last fart will be posthumous.
Do you think they mourn our passing?
They mourn our passing with gas passing
(mournful pffft squeaaaak noises)
They mourn by passing