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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink105•5 months agoHer heart’s in the right place but there are an absolute fuck ton of statues of dudes where the bulge/dick is worn from touching. For example: “Youth” (uhhhhhhh), Prague Castle, Czech Republic “Adam and Eve”, Monaco Cristiano Ronaldo, Funchal, Portugal And more that aren’t as famous I’m sure. Any statue with noticable genital features is gonna get this treatment no question.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink0•5 months agoHer heart was not in the right place, as the point she was trying to make was that men are scum
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink0•5 months agoWho is this Ronaldo guy, and why is he so important that he gets his own statue? I keep hearing his name everywhere, but he just looks like a football player to me… What makes him so special?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish0•5 months agoPeople say he’s the greatest footballer of all time.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink0•edit-25 months agoOkay. So? What makes him important enough to have a statue, though? What’s next, dedicating statues to chess players?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•5 months agoThat Ronaldo statue has a very prominent bulge!
Her heart’s in the right place but there are an absolute fuck ton of statues of dudes where the bulge/dick is worn from touching.
For example:
“Youth” (uhhhhhhh), Prague Castle, Czech Republic
“Adam and Eve”, Monaco
Cristiano Ronaldo, Funchal, Portugal
And more that aren’t as famous I’m sure. Any statue with noticable genital features is gonna get this treatment no question.
Her heart was not in the right place, as the point she was trying to make was that men are scum
This dude is terminally lonely
Who is this Ronaldo guy, and why is he so important that he gets his own statue?
I keep hearing his name everywhere, but he just looks like a football player to me… What makes him so special?
People say he’s the greatest footballer of all time.
Okay. So? What makes him important enough to have a statue, though?
What’s next, dedicating statues to chess players?
That Ronaldo statue has a very prominent bulge!