OpenAI has released its Sora Turbo video generator to ChatGPT Plus and Pro subscribers! Sort of. [OpenAI; Verge] Unfortunately, OpenAI closed Sora signups shortly after launch. ChatGPT Plus subscri…
  • @[email protected]English
    13•5 months ago

    on the first day* of christmas, techbros gave to me: a product that would unlaunch promptly!

    *just imagine we are in a world line where the days of Christmas start today, I guess

    • @[email protected]English
      20•5 months ago

      Skipping ahead a bit:

      On the twelfth day of Christmas the techbros gave to me:

      • 12 data centers
      • 11 metaverses
      • 10 whiny nazis
      • 9 strictly worse trains
      • 8 hallucinations
      • 7 AI racists
      • 6 busted unions
      • 5 EN EFF TEEEEES
      • 4 cyber cults
      • 3 sex pests
      • 2 crypto scams

      And a bunch of bullshit backed by VCs.