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minus-squarenickwitha_k (he/him)linkfedilink135•5 months agoBecause the undigested corn kernel husks are filled with poop.
minus-squareTrailblazing Braille Taserlinkfedilink6•5 months agoWell, you’re certainly not a logician
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•5 months agoBut like why did they fill up all plump and not just be like a deflated balloon.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink12•5 months agoFarts blow open the empty kernels like a plastic bag in the wind, then the poop gets in them
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•5 months agoFinally someone with a science based explanation
minus-squarenickwitha_k (he/him)linkfedilink3•5 months agoLikely because of the pressure that experienced when the feces mines through the colon.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•5 months agoSorry buddy but swim underwater with a deflated balloon and you get a deflated balloon… Not a poopflated kernel.
minus-squarenickwitha_k (he/him)linkfedilink1•5 months agoBalloons are elastic. This would be more like a plastic bag. Plus, there’s more than water in poop, or there should be unless you’re having a really bad time.
Because the undigested corn kernel husks are filled with poop.
TIL I’m corn because I’m full of shit
If that’s true, I’m an entire cob.
Well, you’re certainly not a logician
“Scoop some poop,… for science!”
But like why did they fill up all plump and not just be like a deflated balloon.
Farts blow open the empty kernels like a plastic bag in the wind, then the poop gets in them
Finally someone with a science based explanation
Likely because of the pressure that experienced when the feces mines through the colon.
Sorry buddy but swim underwater with a deflated balloon and you get a deflated balloon… Not a poopflated kernel.
Balloons are elastic. This would be more like a plastic bag. Plus, there’s more than water in poop, or there should be unless you’re having a really bad time.