Answer: No.

Also: still no.

  • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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    77 months ago

    No, no. There’s no mouse. It’s like that quasar water reservoir in space, where hydrogen and oxygen are slamming into each other around the black hole, creating a big ass ocean floating in the void.

    It’s like that. But it’s the component parts of mouse jizz, just a giant, endlessly replenishing lake of rodent spunk, floating above the earth. A never ending source of protein for humanity to survive on, and use as an astonishingly effective hair gel, ala There’s Something About Mary Minnie.