The Picard Maneuver to Microblog [email protected]English • 6 months agoWhy did we stop doing this?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square157fedilinkarrow-up11.75K
arrow-up11.75KimageWhy did we stop doing this?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver to Microblog [email protected]English • 6 months agomessage-square157fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•6 months agoThere might be something to that… Is it illegal to forge a doctor’s note? If so, you’ll just need to keep a doctor on retainer.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•6 months agoUnfortunately it’s perjury. All places of employment are considered to be courtroom proceedings per the Honesty Expansion Act of 2021
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•6 months agoOnly if your employer requires a doctor’s note for sick days. Honestly if I ever have another job that does require a doctor’s note I might just make a habit of forging those because fuck that noise
There might be something to that… Is it illegal to forge a doctor’s note? If so, you’ll just need to keep a doctor on retainer.
Unfortunately it’s perjury. All places of employment are considered to be courtroom proceedings per the Honesty Expansion Act of 2021
lol wut
safety first
Only if your employer requires a doctor’s note for sick days. Honestly if I ever have another job that does require a doctor’s note I might just make a habit of forging those because fuck that noise