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The Picard Maneuver to Dad [email protected]English • 6 months ago

I love melons so much

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I love melons so much

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The Picard Maneuver to Dad [email protected]English • 6 months ago
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  • rockerface 🇺🇦
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    109•6 months ago

    Cantaloupe (can’t elope)

    • @[email protected]
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      22•6 months ago

      Thanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.

    • Nightwatch Admin
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      4•6 months ago

      Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.

    • @[email protected]
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      5•6 months ago

      Oh dear that’s terrible

      • rockerface 🇺🇦
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        8•6 months ago

        I used to hate this joke, but now I’m kind of meloned out

        • @[email protected]
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          2•6 months ago

          That was much much better

    • t҉̠̙ǵ̣̞̄ͪ͜x̸̱͚̳ͫ͐̑̈ͯͣ̚n̒͌҉͉̦̜̝ͅ
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      1•6 months ago

      ahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.

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