@[email protected] to Mildly [email protected]English • 2 years agoWhy? There is enough space on the parking lotfeddit.deimagemessage-square180fedilinkarrow-up11.34K
arrow-up11.34KimageWhy? There is enough space on the parking lotfeddit.de@[email protected] to Mildly [email protected]English • 2 years agomessage-square180fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish10•2 years agoSolution: cover your hands with jelly and make a big scene of climbing over the cars to use the sidewalk, leaving jelly handprints everywhere. If confronted about the jelly prints, just say you were eating a really big donut.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•2 years agoCover your feet in dog shit and walk over the hoods of the cars
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•2 years agoGood opportunity to practice your parkour
Solution: cover your hands with jelly and make a big scene of climbing over the cars to use the sidewalk, leaving jelly handprints everywhere.
If confronted about the jelly prints, just say you were eating a really big donut.
Cover your feet in dog shit and walk over the hoods of the cars
Good opportunity to practice your parkour